This is an actual phone conversation between my husband and Jacob the night Jacob and Clara spent the night with my parents:
Jacob: "Daddy, how many are you?"
Daddy: "I'm 29."
Jacob: short pause. "Well, people who are 29 can't come to Grandma and Grandpa's because you won't be able to fit through the door."
Needless to say there was a good deal of laughter after this. Not quite sure what made Jacob think of that. We've been working on teaching him the difference between height and weight, so maybe there was a misunderstanding and Jacob was asking about height. Who knows, but man it was funny.