I told Husband last night "I just don't feel sexy anymore, ya know?"
He just stared at me for a second and then laughed. For a brief moment, I was irritated until I realized what I was doing. I was wearing a pair of his gray sweat pants and a tshirt I got in H.S. My hair was pulled back in a messy ponytail and I had minimal make-up on. But the best part? I was sitting on the floor, my old tshirt hiked up, exposing my jowls-of-a-dog post-partum belly, with the breast pump milking me like a cow, with enough suction to pull my nipples to a very unnatural length as milk filled the bottles. Yup, motherhood is sexy!
9 comments:
Lol! You just described exactly how I look/feel on a daily basis lol! (especially the pumping part!)
What lengths we go to to be mothers :)
I needed this giggle today (not at you, but with you) as I agree, daily occurrence here too!
Ah, the sexy breast pump. It gets 'em every time. Pfft! :)
that is too funny, thanks for a laugh
Very funny indeed. You have a great sense of humor.:-) Truly, motherhood is sexy.:-)
Hahaha! I am way past that point bc my boys are 12 yrs and 7 yrs, but I remember those days well!
Your husband is a guy...guaranteed he still thinks you are sexy...just as you are! ;)
The description was almost gross.
Until I realized that was me just about 2 months ago. It's still me except I put the breast pump away. :)
Funny 'cause it's true!
Just found your blog and love it! Thanks for the laugh...By the way, anyone with 4 children obviously doesn't have the problem of NOT being sexy (especially in the eyes of her husband!) Haha!
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